Round #1 - ''Who named you 'most popular' here?''

[Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth]

Episode #1 - ''Who named you ''most popular'' here?

Hey There!!

Finally this game is rolling!! I was kinda bored since this is the only Survivor game I'm currently playing ATM (first one in like 2 months) so I'm overly excited about it. It's been quite a while since I've played a game of Survivor with such enthusiasm as I'm planning on playing this one with.

First of all, Thanks God for my new avatar!! It's an AWESOME picture and it totally looks WAY BETTER than the miserably looking one i had in the first days.. Like, who would EVER think that it was a nice picture?! Certainly, whoever did must have been high, drunk or simply depressed.

So we get tribe!! *YaY*.. Wait, Boys vs Girls?! WTH?! How am i supposed to deal with all this testosterone around me?! Its terrible! Too many boys mean too much ego which equals EPIC FAILURE! No ''all boys'' tribe has ever succeeded, we need estrogen here! I need someone to bang up to, someone to release tension on... There's Todd though but.. HELL NO! I'm not into guys!

Er.. who's J.T again?! Who the hell is this guy?! Who name him ''most popular'' around here?! I didn't, thats for sure. But this guy has like 100 confessionals and replies to every freaking comment people make at the tribe board which is annoying. I want him OUTTA here because i don't like media whores that love to eat air time.. I'm not threaten by him because i know I'm WAY more entertaining than he is and people will love me more than they'll ever love him but still he's annoying. He's definitely number one on my hit list but it might be hard since ppl tend to keep annoying posting whores around because they are ''active and strong''.. Dumb.

Now I'm off to talking to some fellas. I need to get tight with Ian because, well, he's a player on my S2 and i like him a lot! So gonna work on that

More later,

Sole Survivor Ozzy

[Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth]

J.T: Good to finally talk to ya! Now if only Jeff would show up lol but I guess he's busy looking like a model . Look forward to kicking some butt with you!

You see what im talking about?! He's already pushing Jeff under the bus.. What an ass.

[Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth]

Can i punch him?! Right in the face?! This guy is annoying and driving me nuts!! GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE (Pardon the word)

[Amanda Kimmel]

Please refrain from causing physical violence. Drama, though, is acceptable!

[Parvati Shallow]

Do I suspect a good alpha male struggle?

[Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth]

We won the challenge!! Yay!! And i didnt even try at it.. Why?? Because i didnt have enough time to last 100 minutes! If im going to do an endurance challenge i rather not do it or kick some major butts at it.. So yeah

[Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth]

Ok, so interesting update!

I just told Ian who i was. I had to in order to gain his trust. He LOVES me as Host in Brazil so defenitely he's going to love me aswell. I wish he would've picked Erik from Micronesia here aswell.. That way he could be my REAL puppy xD

Anyway, so i found out that theres some kind of ''alliance'' between J.T, Todd, Brett and Ian. Of course, Ian is now 100% with me since he trusted me with this information. Apparently J.T holds the ''Adam'' and they are planning on passing it around the 4some to prevent anyonelse from having it... Dont worry, i will make sure to break that 4some pretty soon.. What are my plans? Well, im going to make a 4 person alliance with Rob, Jeff and Aras. That way the tribe will be divided 4-4 with Brady right in the middle. Ian is asking me to not pull Brady to the alliance because he's the first boot but i will defenitely try to get her back on track because i need his vote to blindside someone. I need to break the 3some, i need to get that Adam!

Game on!